Most people would play a major hand in revolutionizing the condom and decide they’d done enough good for mankind for the time being, but Bill Gates is not like most people (mostly because most people don’t have billions of dollars).
After getting a taste of the sweet satisfaction that comes with stopping STDs, Gates decided to turn his attention to other communicable diseases, adopting a “fight fire with fire” strategy that is more accurately described as “fighting poop-related diseases with poop.”
The Richest Man Most People Will Ever Meet stopped by “The Tonight Show,” and Gates challenged Jimmy Fallon to a “Princess Bride”-inspired drink off featuring a cup of bottled water and a serving of the allegedly poop-free concoction.
After Fallon downed his entire glass, Gates revealed the final twist in his evil plan.
Just like both cups in the aforementioned movie contained Iocane, both of the glasses the men drank contained poop water.
Thankfully, nobody died in this case. At least not yet. Here’s to hoping for a dysentery-free day for everyone involved.