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This Dad Found His Daughter’s Sex Toy And Sent Her The Most Embarrassing Text


There are just some things in life you can’t unsee, and a big, purple dildo isdefinitelyone of those things. This is just awkward.

An anonymous Imgur userwas in for the nightmare of her life when her dad found a sex toyin her room. You know, casual. He then sent her the most cringe-worthy text EVER. I’m talking nails-down-a-chalkboard cringe-worthy. Just see for yourself:

Can’t even imagine the shame.

OK, people. This is, like, 8,000 times worse than watching that scene in “Titanic”with your parentswhere Jack draws Rose naked and then they get busy in the back of a car. It’s also more awkward than your parents hearing you having sex.

THIS is exactly why I don’t let my mom into my room. One time, she was able to get in when I wasn’t there, and she found a, uh, weed-smoking apparatus. She then called me screaming, “SHEENA, WHY DO YOU HAVE A CRACK PIPE IN YOUR ROOM?!”It was not a crack pipe, for the record. I swear. That was the first and last time I ever let my mom into my room.

I am not saying you shouldn’tlet your freak flag fly freely. Fly away! Just be cautious because parents know how to use technology now, and it’s the worst.

What’s the moral of the story here? Don’t leave sex toys especially big, purple dildos just lying around in the middle of your room for the world to see. And while you’re at it, don’t let your parents into your room ever again.

I’m sure this girl is already drowning in shame, so we shouldn’t make her feel any worse than she already feels. But it’s still funny.

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